Monday, June 30, 2008

my friend wants me to twitter

this title has nothing to do with the story... but to my friend... theres your fucking update

anyway back to the present... I was watching tv last night (of course I was watching tv) and caught a new episode of swingtown. now to any of you who haven't seen or heard about this let me give you the headlines. CBS in all of its public access glory has just birthed a show thats set in the 70s and deals with an upwardly mobile family whose new neighborhood teaches the parents a few things about sharing.

now my girlfriend manages the premier erotic boutique in los angeles... and this has given me plenty of time around the more ahem... liberated..... so why would a show about swinging have to be set in the 70s? ... what is the state of sex today?

because here in this millenium sex is a complex issue. arguably sex in the public eye has reached an all time high and yet... we're still shocked when we see it in public... (janet jacksons nipple being a perfect example) now this doesn't apply as much to our friends accross the pond and surely the times I've had in new york related to sex are outrageously more...outrageous than those I've had anywhere else.

In a particularly rousing display at the box during fall fashion week last year I saw a tranny pull a dildo out of its ass 7 feet from my face... fuckers told me we were going to a caberet and the next thing I know theres an andre the giant sized rosie the riviter displaying an entirely unimpressive man penis.

With all this sex... what better time for taschen to unleash their newest ode to the anatomical enormity than with their new Big Book of Penises which my aforementioned partner snagged the ability to host the book release party for...

so whats the deal with sex today... just find out



coco loves taschen


rad


romina


melody's in her domain wearing vintage pucci


what we're celebrating


best salt and pepper shaker ever


the girls of coco


frou noey


vh1 party coming july 11th


he kinda looks like justin from she wants revenge


weiners


street fashion blogs eat your heart out


your smile reminded me of


ok this man is amazing... appaaaaaaarently... he did ALL the makeup in paaaaaris during the 1950s


bon appetit


whoa whoa... (this is not my hand)


again not my hand


although I wish these were my glasses


this my friends... is the... ahem... cover model


trio of fabulousnessness


hello mom... I write you from west hollywood


strike a pose diva


affection


loook at those CHOMPERS


courtney love lookalike... or her... who knows


my bug mistress of management


...ok just look at this picture... its awesome


hello velvet


bad ass nails gaby


ok... so like terrorist scarves and trucker hats... who votes we retire the kanye shades


she furociously peddles for the likes of sprite and carls jr...


cheers to you


slangin


asaaault


whoa... suprised are you... well its just a penis... nothing you haven't seen before


you can even blow it a kiss


is this even a word...


badass curls... wish I had some black in me sometimes


best tattoo of the evening


superfly is what he said I think


we are all maniquens


kissing in front of the coco label


my welcome upon hitting up the second location for the party... alpha... across the street


cutest bald man with no shirt and scary facial hair/tatoos ever


ladies of coco part 2


oh so thaaaaats where it is


portratist


rossala


end of the night giggles

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